Laughing Gas!

My First Embarrassing Pregnancy Story

Unfortunately one of my symptoms has been flatulence. (I am laughing already). And as you know I can't call in sick because I am gassy so of course I have been going to work. Usually I am able to have a few silent ones slip out here and there with no problem. Today I had to have my last Chipotle fix so I ran out and brought the food back here. Everything was great and I finished my lunch-no problem. Then about 20 minutes or so later I felt this horrible pressure and I just knew. Well I figured this would be one of those silent deals but as I squeezed to get it out a VERY LOUD sound came from me. It sounded like a duck call or something like that. Of course I was mortified and my initial reaction was to say, "What was that" and start moving as many things in my office as I could to make more noise. I love how I had to draw attention to it I couldn't be normal and pretend it never happened. (Of course now I am making it public knowledge by writing all about it on the internet). I was just glad no one walked into my office immediately after or they would be able to tell what that sound really was.

I love situations like that because they make for the absolute best stories! Sure to get some laughs.